PLEASE READ. If your entry is not what I asked for then I'm just going to click not interested. 
I want to change " Send your root problems packing to a more catchy phrase. I also want it to STAND OUT  by way of fancy font outline etc. 
MAKE IT POP, MAKE IT POP, MAKE IT POP.  BIG SMILE TO YOU ALL
I WANT TO KEEP NOROOTS.
I have a phrase in mind I think I might use and it is, 
" I Cant Save Your Soul But I can Save your Sewer"

If you can think of a better phrase then go for it. Again I want it to POP off the truck.
Thanks for your efforts.

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