I would like:

-a logo with white background just like the examples shown above. I recently got three logos made here at 48 Hours Logo for my websites End Nail Biting, Salt Water Pool Report and Arcade Report which I've included below for you to see. I like these logos very much.
-a logo that is 480 pixels in width and between 120 and 480 pixels in height.

Please avoid:

-I'm not looking for a logo with a black background. I need a white background like the examples shown.
-No acronyms. I only need "Bald Guy Beard" as the text with no acronym.
-No cursive lettering. Just typed block letters with no hand writing so it's easy to read.

Possible ideas:

Maybe a logo that incorporates the logo inside an animated man with a shaved head and goatee or something like that, with original graphics like a razor,  that aren't copywritten by someone else. Something a bit fun but also serious and not silly.

Thanks in advance for your help!